fluffmaster5000:

unclefather:

humans are so cute, when we say goodbye we put our arms around each other and to show we love someone we bring them flowers. we suck the cum out of peoples dicks like a gogurt. we say hello by holding each other’s hand, and sometimes tiny little dewdrops form in our eyes. for pleasure we listen to arrangements of sounds, press our lips together, smoke dried leaves, get drunk off of old fruit. we’re all just little animals, falling in love and having breakfast beneath billions of stars

we suck the what out of what like what now

wellheyimgay:

I’m sorry that I see fucking galaxies in your eyes and you can’t even find a single star in mine

tokyocrybaby:

I am one short, stubborn feminist.

snailkit:

shoutout to lemony snicket for being honest with children that adults are horrible at recognizing child abuse, or that if they do recognize it they will act like their “hands are tied”. I’ve seen so many people get indignant about that but it’s absolutely true to my experience
also shoutout to lemony snicket for filling an entire page of a book with just the word “ever”